Yes Uwe Boll is still alive and he needs your money so he can make Postal 2, and to provide cast members with some cocaine apparently. Don’t look at me, I know I don’t take the daily news all that seriously but these words are straight from Uwe Boll’s Kickstarter page for Postal 2.

About the Movie

POSTAL 2 will finally destroy the filmindustry and the world we are living in. We could name the movie also HONEY BOOBOO must die ….but so many people deserve to die. Why starting with a child? Did Osama die? We know. And why the Navy Seals were too stupid to land a helicopter on a free field? Why did Building 6 collapse? We explain. Why is Obama is like Bush? We show you.

Where the money goes

The money goes all for cocaine for the stars down the nose.

In case you didn’t know, Uwe Boll is a movie director who seems to enjoy making films based on various video game properties. I admire his passion for the games industry but unfortunately all his movies have been panned by both critics and fans of the source material.

Personally I can’t say I’ve seen any of his movies and probably won’t but I’m a fan of Uwe Boll himself. I think he’s really awesome, who else challenges his critics to a boxing match?

Right so if you want see a Postal 2, get your ass over to the Kickstarter page and support Uwe Boll in his quest for cocaine amongst other things such as possibly making another Postal movie. Amusingly enough the highest pledge of $7,500 nets you a speaking role in the film but flight or lodging isn’t included.

Why is this gaming news? Well it’s not but the first Postal was based on the videogame series of the same name. They’ve actually made three of those games and they’re all shit. Postal 2 was perhaps the most amusing because the late Gary Coleman was in it.

Wielding an assault rifle, as you do…